Month: June 2010

What different things do NASCAR fans have for Easter dinner?

Or Resurrection Sunday as we call it in my house.
Lemon chicken, lamb chops, creamed potatoes, asparagas, deviled eggs, rolls, Strawberry Rhubarb pie, Banana Cream pie, cookies,

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!

Funny things to do at Christmas?

1. Buy a package of Keebler’s E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the bad elves.

2. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children that they’ve been naughty and won’t be getting any presents this year.

3. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children you are sick of the milk and cookies crap and you’d prefer a beer and some hot wings instead.

4. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand on the corner saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" as women walk by.

5. Stand in front of a supermarket wearing a Santa suit, ringing a bell and wishing everyone a Happy Hanukkah.

6. Call Park Rangers in your area and tell them Rudolph is sick. Ask if you can borrow one of their reindeers. If they tell you no, then yell at them telling them they are heartless souls for ruining Christmas for all the children around the world.

7. Post a sign in front yard that says Carolers Welcome. Then when they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers.

8. Sell jars of water, advertising them as Frosty the Snowman urns.

9. Decorate the yard for the holidays… using your neighbor’s decorations.

10. Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.

How to Make a Gingerbread Man: Christmas Cookies : How to Make Gingerbread Man Icing

Learn how to prepare the icing when making gingerbread men cookies in this free holiday cooking video. Expert: Jennifer Cail Bio: Jennifer Cail has been cooking and baking since she could reach the stove at the age of 4. She has been studying pastry-making almost as long, going so far as to meet the White House pastry chef. Filmmaker: randy primm

Any Creative ways to show easter for a project?

I have "monthly projects" and this months is where we have to show a holiday. mine is easter. I have to make a giant card, and give something to my class about easter. Any other creative ideas i can do or say. im already going to dress up as the easter bunny. and i was thinking about giving my class bunny shaped cookies with a easter poem

Are flowers and a platter of cookies ok to bring to Thanksgiving when meeting his fam for the first time?

Because this is what I got and I am so nervous!
Thanks write… I had my boyfriend ask his mom and she said they were all set with everything except beer. So we are going to get that but I wanted to bring something more feminine also.
I figured they would have plenty of dessert so got cookies because they can always snack on them later.