Category: Hanukkah Cookies

I want to do something nice for a retirement home, what should I do?

Yesterday, I went to this really nice retirement home to sing Chanukah songs and light candles. I stayed for awhile talking with a few of the residents, and they all have very interesting stories and they have great personalities. One of them took me to her room and she didn’t have much and she told me, "I have a blanket, food, and love. That’s all I need." A guy told me, "Once you get this old, you don’t think about what you want or what new clothes to buy. It’s thanking G-d that you are alive each and every day."

I’m sorry that is so long, but if you heard that, wouldn’t you want to do something nice for them?? I do, and I’m going to. I just need ideas. I know i’m going to make them cookies, some christmas, some hanukkah, and some just regular cookies. but i want to do more, pleasee give me ideas! it’d be really appreciated.

Evan Taubenfeld – Merry Swiftmas (Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah)

PLEASE TWEET AND SHARE: #EvanTaubenfeld @evantaubenfeld – #MerrySwiftmas www.merryswiftmas.com Now on iTunes, search “Merry Swiftmas”! http LYRICS (by Evan Taubenfeld & Adam Richman) VERSE Hey what do ya know it’s time for Christmas And I’ve been acting good all year I never have been all that superstitious But that don’t mean I hate reindeer So Santa, I don’t know if you’re listenin Im not quite sure how this works I wanna good girl for huggin and kissin Not a headcase who only dates jerks PRE 1 I don’t need more toys and shiny things I just want a blonde who likes to sing CH 1 So don’t put a bow on a box Theres no need to send Megan Fox I don’t need big mansion So lets nix Scarlett Johansson They’ll be teardrops on my guitar If I end up with Amy Smart So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift V2 So Santa when you come down the chimney You can skip right past the kitchen Im sure youre sick of all of the cookies So got you Fearless Platinum Edition PRE 2 And no one will mess with her when she’s mine And Kanye will watch his mouth next time CH 2 Yeah, I’m gonna have to refuse If in comes Penelope Cruz If she is a bad girl, sending her back Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack) I’d rather have Jason Mraz (Im yours) Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift BRIDGE I know her and I are gonna fit… Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it CH 3 Id rather be hangin alone Than makin out with Emma Stone Yeah Id rather get a …

Holiday questions for Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan and Kwanza?

FOR SANTAS

1.what is your favorite christmas movie?

2. what is your favorite christmas cookie?

3. what is your favorite past christmas and past present of all time?

4. what is your favorite christmas tradition?

5. what is your favorite christmas dinner item(s) of all time?

FOR MONORAS

1. what is your favorite hannakah present of all time?

2. what is you favorite part about hannakah?

3. what is your favorite special hannakah food?

4. do you love not having any homework?

5. what is your favorite day of hannukah? or do ya just like them all?

FOR KWANZIANS

1. what are you thankful for?

2. what is your favorite kwanza family tradition?

3. what is your favorite kwanza food/dessert?

4. what is your favorite past holiday kwanza thus far?

5. could you explain kwanza?

RAMS

1. What is your favorite ramadom holiday so far?

2. what is your favorite ramadam meal item so far?

3. what is the absolute best part of ramadam?

4. what is your favorite tradition about ramadam?

5. can you explain more about ramadam?

NOTE: please excuse spelling mistakes 🙂

Whats your favorite part about Christmas?

I love the snow days, the snow, the family gatherings, the smell of cookies baking in the kitchen, Christmas/Holiday Movies like- A Christmas Story, and Eight Crazy Nights. My absolute favorite is the excitement on Christmas Eve. Whats your favorite part about Christmas/ or Hanukkah.

Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah?

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years.
While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we”re told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.

Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.

Also, instead of translating to "A great miracle happened there," the message on the dreydl will be the more generic "Miraculous stuff happens." In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.

One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.

A spokesman for Christmas, Inc., declined to say whether a takeover of Kwanzaa might not be in the works as well. He merely pointed out that, were it not for the independent existence of Kwanzaa, the merger between Christmas and Chanukah might indeed be seen as an unfair cornering of the holiday market. Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain the competitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading all present in a rousing rendition of "Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful."
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Christmas Cookie Candles, part 1.wmv

Part 1….The ingredients and supplies needed. Actual construction is in part two (stupid 10 minute limit!). These are easy, no-bake, fairly fast, and much more impressive in person. Although I recall seeing a basic idea for these, I don’t know where I saw it. If you know, please let me know so I can credit them. If you use this idea, please credit me. Fundraisers okay, but not contests which should be “original” ideas. They would go great at a Cooky Walk, Bake Sale, or Holiday Bazaar.