Author: aaa_janitor

I wanted to make holiday cookies for my diabetic friend, but i’m not exactly sure…?

I had wanted to make him some holiday cutout cookies for my diabetic boyfriend, but my mom and i have never used artificial sweetner, i just wanted to know how different it is to use splenda vs sugar, and if anybody knew of a good recipe

CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!!!!!!?

What gets u in the holiday spirit? Iike movies songs anything
Mine are…

Movies: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the snowman, and Santa Claus is coming to Town. and polar express

Songs: Walking in a winter wonderland, Frosty the Snowman :). Let it snow, basically any classic christmas songs

random: decorating house and christmas tree, making, decorating chrismas sugar cookies, and lots more!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HOPE YOU HAVE GREAT HOLIDAYS!!!!

do you have any Christmas eve, and Chrismas day traditions?

for me… Christmas Eve – finish wrapping remaining presents while listening to christmas carols and drinking hot chocolate. eat a nice dinner with my sister, my brother, my mother and my mothers bf, then church service, home, read christmas books to my siblings, lay out cookies for santa and scatter oatmeal and carrots out on the lawn for the reindeer, lay stockings out for santa, and when the littles are in bed, me and my mother discuss how lovely the year has been while drinking lots of hot chocolate. (maybe go down to be an elf and pass out presents to the less fortunate )
CHRISTMAS – open santa presents. finish preparing food, family comes over, then great big lunch, open lots of presents and chat the rest of the day. what do you do??????

Cookies keep in a freezer for 9-12months!that being said!How many started on there holiday cookies?? mm yummie?

just curious to know how many have started on all there holiday cookies! and what ones have you already baked for gift giving this year..mmmm yummie..oh what is your favorite holiday treats?

Is it too soon to bake cookies for Thanksgiving day?

I wanted to start early, I usually bake them the night before but I have an infant son so I want to start a little early so I can be sure to finish them all, big family. So is Tuesday night too early?
What can I do to keep them fresher, longer?
Has anybody ever heard or tried to put a slice of bread with them?
what does that do besides make the bread jealous?

Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah?

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years.
While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we”re told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.

Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.

Also, instead of translating to "A great miracle happened there," the message on the dreydl will be the more generic "Miraculous stuff happens." In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.

One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.

A spokesman for Christmas, Inc., declined to say whether a takeover of Kwanzaa might not be in the works as well. He merely pointed out that, were it not for the independent existence of Kwanzaa, the merger between Christmas and Chanukah might indeed be seen as an unfair cornering of the holiday market. Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain the competitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading all present in a rousing rendition of "Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful."
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